Western chart, calculated first
Sun, Moon, Rising, planets, houses, and major aspects come from established astronomical calculations. AI interprets the evidence; it does not invent it.
The Woo-Woo Lab · Self-discovery, under review
Come investigate yourself.
Bring your birth data. We run Western astrology, BaZi, numerology, and compatibility experiments—and return sharp, shareable results. Belief is optional. Curiosity is enough.
Free experiments first. No mystical guru required.
Preliminary finding
Unfortunately, the stars have receipts.
The Lab protocol
Calculated, not conjured
Placements and pillars use established calculation methods.
Private by design
Necessary data only, never sold, deletable by you.
No cosmic commandments
Entertainment and reflection—not deterministic life advice.
Open experiments
Cosmic evidence, translated into human.
One profile unlocks a growing set of playful investigations. The calculation stays rigorous. The delivery does not have to.
BaZi without the mash-up
Explore Four Pillars, Day Master, elements, yin and yang through separate, documented Chinese calendar methods.
Compatibility with receipts
Compare communication, attraction, emotional rhythm, harmony, and friction in plain English—without letting a chart make relationship decisions for you.
Built to leave the group chat
Every experiment produces a polished mobile result card made for Stories, screenshots, texts, and appropriately dramatic follow-up questions.
Flagship test
How compatible are we, really?
Add another person and examine synastry, attraction, communication, emotional rhythm, conflict patterns, and BaZi comparisons where the data allows.
93% chemistry41% communicationFurther testing required
Share loop
Your result deserves better than a sad screenshot.
Get a mobile-ready card that reveals the finding—not the entire file—for Stories, group chats, and friendly cross-examination.
Reports & access
Start free. Escalate the investigation if warranted.
Honest launch pricing for useful depth—without trapping basic self-discovery behind a paywall.
Open Lab
For the curious
$0
- Core birth profile
- Rotating free experiments
- Share-ready result cards
Lead experiment
Full Case File
One-time birth-chart report
$29
- Calculated natal chart
- Plain-English personality analysis
- Contradictions, patterns, and strengths
- Downloadable report
Compatibility Deep Dive
One-time two-person report
$39
- Synastry and key aspects
- Communication and attraction
- Harmony, friction, and playful scores
Membership features and pricing will be tested only after real demand is validated.
Lab notes
Before you submit a specimen.
Intake is open
Your chart has entered the chat.
Create a profile, choose an experiment, and receive your first set of cosmic evidence. No certainty required.
Run your first experiment